Clinton Clutter While Bush Stutters
2 comments May 31st, 2007
I have a nightmare that goes like this. Bush continues to stutter, convincing even many Republicans to vote for Hillary Clinton. She is elected to two terms, and America ends up in even worse shape. After Hillary “retires,” the desperate Republicans convince the brother of our current president, Jeb Bush, to run for the presidency in 2016. He serves two terms, but things continue to go downhill for America. So who do the Democrats nominate to run for the presidency in 2024? Chelsea Clinton, daughter of Bill and Hillary.
Couldn’t happen, you say? Not in America? No way, Jose? Well, the past is frequently a reliable predictor of the future. So, let’s see, George Bush senior serves two terms as vice president, and in 1988 is elected to the presidency, only to be defeated in 1992 by Bill Clinton, who serves two terms and soils one intern’s blue dress. He is followed by the son of Bush 41, George W. Bush, who serves two terms and launches a disastrous war. Due to his unpopularity, Hillary Rodham Clinton, wife of Clinton 42, is the front-runner to be elected the nation’s 44th president.
Maybe it’s time we cleaned up this Clinton clutter, and pruned the Bushes, before the nation is totally submerged by the mess it is in.
